Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.

In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

good as shit

used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.

i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.

can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.

by stivodivo March 6, 2019

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

Miracle Shit

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.

"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"

by BanterBean April 18, 2017

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018