Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

acch well

sed regularly in all parts of scotland, and occasionally in england (although not many english ppl can say the cchhh part of acch--- also sed in the steriotypical scots word occh nooo jim---- but i have never heard that used in normal everyday terms)

"ur going 2 spew in 20 mins"
"acch well at least i can watch the rest of balamory!"

by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

well bucket

The proccess of having your penis cranked as you drop first the left nut them the right one at a time inro the mouth of a female.

I gave Brain's mom a well bucket

by OJ April 28, 2003

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020

Well-Wishing

When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .

Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.

by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021

Well you see

1: A term used to jokingly evade having to answer any question.
2: A term used to jokingly refute someone's statement.

1:
A: You're gay.
B: Well you see.

2:
A: Counterstrike sucks.
B: Well you see.

by TotallyNotDario January 13, 2021