Couch Weed

Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.

Dude! I found some couch weed!

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

weed cutting

farting under the influence of weed

Lucy's bean burrito dinner and the hashish afterwards led to a lot of weed cutting

by exptruth09 June 11, 2010

lake weed

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.

george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.

by slugvag July 6, 2009

tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.

Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.

by IvyWood March 30, 2010

Weed Ant

When somebody can conserve marijuana as much as possible

Haha, bro im such a weed ant i smoked a whole gram for a week!

by Joooordan October 19, 2014

weed hallucination

Olfactory hallucination of marijuana in a home or vehicle. Most often heard by motorists as "I smell marijuana" by law enforcement officers as an excuse (probable cause) to search a vehicle.

Even though I hadn't smoked pot since 1980, the state trooper was in the midst of a weed hallucination and insisted he could search the trunk of my car.

by ferolily December 14, 2014

weed chimney

Some one who smokes so much weed it's almost annoying and they often smell like weed

Aye She smokes so much she's like a weed chimney

by Fear.the.kier July 6, 2015