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walk of life

Song by Dire Straits (70-80's band)
You do the walk, you do the walk of life
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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Walk Sim

People who can't seem to stop walking in any FPS GAME especially in VALORANT
These mf walk sim all the way from a site to c.
by N4me404 April 28, 2021
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Squeak Walk

When you blast ass while walking and fart more with each step until your ass creates a sonic boom with each step
"Bro did you hear my Squeak Walk yesterday?"
by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021
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walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.
"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"
by rock_muncher June 10, 2023
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The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.
You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.
by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022
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walking trashcan

A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.

Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.

The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
Stop being a walking trashcan!
My dog? Yeah, he's a walking trashcan.
by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022
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