walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

Walking Pictionary

Someone who talks with their hands and uses other nonverbal cues more than using actual words to communicate.

After Donald lost his own mouth in a bet, he became a walking pictionary.

by who who, who who! April 18, 2010

Walking With a Ghost

A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.

Dude #1: dude, did you listen to "walking with a ghost" yet?

Dude #2: Yeah, Jack White rocks!

by veryirishdude September 16, 2010

Wanking Impaired

Not being able to wank

Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o

Keira - Your so wanking impaired

by somerandompedo123456789 May 23, 2011

Walking the lobster

1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 4, 2011