Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

pak die chickie van achter

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)

Person: pak die chickie van achter
everybody in a dutch school: kanker

by lil bodyfluids October 16, 2019

Van Dick Arrid

A God fearing man who is fearfully and wonderfully made, who kept pursuing Jesus' Christlikeness

Van Dick Arrid is an avid follower of Christ Jesus

by v0ndyke June 8, 2021

Island van

a gangmember, lives on a island has 17 inch dick soft, shirt always off just being straight nigga. :natural habitat: Around Dollar generals or trash cans.

Hey look at that island van digging through our trash

OR

Hey look at that island van throwing up gang signs

by Island van April 9, 2023

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 11, 2021