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Type Splish

This is a replacement phrase for the saying "Type Shit" coined by a Tiktok live streamer named Falco.cr
It later was picked up and popularized by the growing musical artist Malcom Todd
by Hooper Borg September 29, 2025
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Type 3 Diabetes

When Dr Pepper is injected via IV, while hospitalised.
Yeah man they gave me type 3 diabetes!
by SigmaSigmaBoah July 2, 2025
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Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 5, 2019
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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monkey-type

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
by Cityo51 January 2, 2023
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how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently
Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh
by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025
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Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.
Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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