turkey burglar

Somebody who sucks major cock, and at the same time sounds like a turkey.

Gobble gobble on this dick.

You're a real turkey burglar

by Mightymeatyman March 2, 2016

Dream Turkey

Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.

Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.

This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...

by island chicken. October 28, 2015

Turkey Bite

The process of taking ones thumb and placing it between the pointer finger and middle finger then pinching someone with your thumb, resulting in the most painful pinch known to mankind

Cara if you dont keep yourself in line I am going to turkey bite the hell out of you.

by Mack Master Jack August 7, 2012

Dirty Turkey

When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.

hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.

by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018

stuffing turkey

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.

dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

turkey ten

A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.

I have got to lose this turkey ten. I can't believe I ate so much during the holidays!

by Ellee722 November 10, 2010

smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019