turkey burglar

Somebody who sucks major cock, and at the same time sounds like a turkey.

Gobble gobble on this dick.

You're a real turkey burglar

by Mightymeatyman March 2, 2016

turkey sub

when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone

is that katrina yeah, john loves to eat that turkey sub

by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019

stuffing turkey

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.

dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

Dirty Turkey

When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.

hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.

by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018

Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017

turkey dropping

Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.

by mcmappy November 23, 2017