a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
Get the hippy trail mug.Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.
OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.
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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
by Phalamjola October 25, 2010
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by unicornfrenzy April 18, 2011
Get the skig tails mug.A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.
by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011
Get the Nightmare Trail mug.But just as many insist she must be off on the “Rainbow Trail”, a euphemism for dropping out of society.
by theoraclefool September 24, 2011
Get the rainbow trail mug.When you enjoy a quick act of inhaling the smoke from a train, get high, and fall of the train without anyone knowing you were gone.
by Black Thingy January 11, 2012
Get the Smokin trains mug.A skill on a League of Legends character, Singed, The Mad Chemist involving the act of leaving a cloud of chemicals that poison the enemies behind you as you walk.
In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.
While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.
While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
As I walked out of McDonald's yesterday, I left a silent, yet deadly poison trail from the counters to the playground.
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