Tony Chestnut 

A trick with a football (Or "soccer ball" as certain cultures mistakenly know it).

It involves flicking the ball up with your toe, bouncing it up on your knee, controlling it on your chest and heading it with your nut.

ie. toe, knee, chest, nut

Pass the ball mate, i'm gonna do a tony chestnut.

Tony Chestnut by ray_pest July 23, 2009

Tony 

Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.

That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.

Tony by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014

toey 

Being immensly sexually aroused, typically wanting sexual intercourse

"There 4 toey humans here, & you're in bed? Fuck me, fire up!"
-Mark Gasnier

toey by Immortal July 1, 2005

Tony 

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'

Tony by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012

Tony 

Tony Thinks They Know Everything. Mainly Italian. Big Noses. Stoners. Alcoholics. Shoots Steroids In His penis

Tony Is A Dick
Tony Has A Big Ass Nose And Forhead

Tony by Sracy's mom September 23, 2013

the tony soprano 

The act of getting an awesome and excruciating anal raping and getting killed or "whacked" afterwards like tony soprano would do!

Dude 1: "Where's my money?"

Dude 2: "Gimme some more time dude, please!"

Dude 1: "You have 2 hours to get my shit or Ima call Luigi to "Tony Soprano" your ass!"

Dude 2: "oh shit, not the tony soprano! Ill get your money Gino"

the tony soprano by atxking May 22, 2007

Tony Hawk Vids 

The code name for porn videos so adults will think you are talking about the skater Tony Hawk instead of porno.

Horny boy 1: Dude!!! I found the best Tony Hawk Vids last night. I learned so many tricks. I'll burn you a copy.

Hornet boy 2: OMG!!! That's so awesome! I can't wait to watch it! Dude, maybe I can go over to your house and watch it with you?

Tony Hawk Vids by Hornyboy69 July 21, 2008