Walk of Lame

In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.

"Last night was awesome man!"
"You can't hide it bro, that was a walk of lame at best."

by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011

Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.

I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.

by cccth II rphyd October 26, 2016

aquille walk

wobbling like a motherfucker gotta be fat and beg for juice

" he aquille walking''

by pusspuss getting February 11, 2022

tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.

"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".

by akaharleyman February 3, 2014

Walking L

Noun:
Hamza

"Hamza woke up one day and saw a walking L in the mirror"

by Armeddillo March 31, 2022

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018