soggy waffles

A soft- unskilled group of people.

man those guys are all soggy waffles

by clerkgemgyve September 21, 2011

waffle fuck

1. Having sexual intercourse with twenty plus women, all of whom are lying in a checkerboard pattern.
example: He's into kinky shit, like waffle fucking.
2. An alternate term for "what the fuck?".
example: Waffle fuck is going on?

I just lost my waffle fuck virginity last night!

by boogerfeed February 26, 2008

Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.

"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"

by XSmiles July 14, 2013

Qwaf Waffle

A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.

Dude shut the fuck up you Qwaf Waffle!

by Alvahito March 12, 2011

waffle twat

a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!

i just a girls waffle twat mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.

by rachel.meows.in.bed May 23, 2008

stroop waffle

a sex position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.

we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won't let me fuck.

by beccalovespancakes August 6, 2007

Wyoming Waffle

A sexual term used to describe when you skew a hot waffle iron onto your girlfriend's vaginal opening, piss on it thus electrocuting her causing a massive orgasm. Defecating on her afterward is optional.

Guy 1: I totally Wyoming Waffle'd my girlfriend last night!

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: Too bad it killed her.

by ufgaddnhmgeryrt December 17, 2008