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Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
Someone like David Yoon at La Canada High School. Also known on twitter as @therealdavidyoon. or always called "the tool".
by Everyone at La Canada November 12, 2013
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Tool Box

A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)
Man I really need a tool box
by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015
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troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.
That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.
by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015
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Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
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hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"
by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015
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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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tool shed

A place where things go to die.
Take *that* out to the tool shed.
by NikM755 October 6, 2015
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