When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.
When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett
by Kaisermonroe August 07, 2021
Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.
person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
by lucas1399 April 05, 2011
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by JumpmanTheJumper March 29, 2020
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022