Moose

Thats moose, is what I told Shefali has she dunked on me.
by Merri the fart July 9, 2022
mugGet the Moosemug.

Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021
mugGet the Moose on the busmug.

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
mugGet the moose twitmug.

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023
mugGet the Moose patrolmug.

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
by Trandle man January 25, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate moosemug.

Call the moose

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"
by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023
mugGet the Call the moosemug.

Moose Knuckle

The masculine form of Camel Toe.

Think 'bone in camel toe'
Never wear your sisters track pants unless you really want to put your moose knuckle out there....
by AussieObserver November 1, 2018
mugGet the Moose Knucklemug.

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