silly goose

another way to call someone dumb as fuck

i fucking hate him, he is a silly goose.

by koolepickid69 April 1, 2021

Silly Goose

Gavin. because he is the silliest goose of them all and therefore, the true definition of one.

“Gavin is so funny!”
“Yeah, he’s such a silly goose!”

by sillygooselover July 8, 2025

Sexy goose

A girl named Caity

Damn you a sexy goose.

by Bruhhisthereanynamethatsfree June 16, 2022

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

Goose

One of the most underrated rappers so far. Man that kid spits bars. Words flow through his head at any given moment and he’s probably never truly present in any event. He never disappoints or holds his tongue. Legend says he’s packing packing but you’ll have to find out for yourself.

Yo did you go to that Goose concert??? Shit was off the chain.

by Gone Goose April 18, 2020

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019