Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky
Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?
Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp
Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp
by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022
Get the Poet’s perfect wifemug. by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
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Get the wifed fnmug. You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022
Get the Noah schnapps wifemug. A man who fucks another man’s wife. He lives by a code and will NOT have sex with another man’s wife if he is friends with that guy. He resonates 50 shades of grey energy.
Ryan’s a wife-fucker. He goes HAM & sport mode on another dude’s wife all night and/or the entire weekend - 50 shades of grey shit.
by Wife-fucker April 4, 2025
Get the Wife-fuckermug. What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
Get the Your wifemug. OpposingFork's Half Life Wife, is an extremely racist half life player, fuck that nigger fucking cunt, like fork has a fucking e girl wife baka kawai in half life, he fucking strokes it to it, like its his fucking real wife, when will this cunt understand you need real bitches and life, oh well hes syrian so no fucking shit he hasnt touched a woman in his life because hes like musa, fucking bitchless, gotta have a digital wife to feel affection, classical opposingfork, honestly, fuck that nigger, he thinks hes better than ghost mango but no, hes just as dorkless and bitchless as musa the camel fucker, fucking no pussy feeler, no woman touched him ever because he is a fucking trypo shitter.
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by Dako123 April 18, 2025
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