Ronald Jones II

A running back in the National Football League that is notorious for consuming applesauce at any given opportunity. Pre-game, halftime, commercial break... doesn't matter. Ronald Jones needs his applesauce in order to average 5.1 YPC.

I think everyone should be more like Ronald Jones II when considering applesauce consumption.

by EpicBeansTown September 15, 2021

Oliver Phillips-Jones

An amazing friend, the most loyal and caring friend to ever exist
Not sure how its possible for anyone to dislike oliver.

They mean the world to those around them

You know Oliver Phillips-Jones
The kind one?

Yeah

by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck

Look he's such a kaden edward jones

by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020

Bob Jones Highschool

The shittiest school ever unless the teacher is Mr. Lanford

Fuck bob Jones Highschool

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Pulling an Indiana Jones

When you don't know what you are doing so you just improvise.

Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."

"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "

by Charliegoldy June 9, 2021