A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.
by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016
Get the clown cockmug. When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.
Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!
by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020
Get the Quarter cockmug. Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011
Get the Alcohol cockmug. by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
Get the Lawn Cocksmug. Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?
by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014
Get the cock bakemug. The opposite of cock block.
by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021
Get the cock assaultmug. Efren:hey what were you up too last night jay.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
by efren ramos October 7, 2007
Get the cock wigglermug.