Canada's History

when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam

by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.

Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.

by Z-0 February 4, 2010

Invasion Of Canada

The swift invasion that the United States/Britain/Quebec/Any asshole with one gun will happen should Canada continue to be a manwhore of a country.

Canadian: That will be aboot forty dollars for dat der condum
Me: PIGSHIT! This will never happen after the Invasion Of Canada!

by Dogfijs December 25, 2010

Canada's History

A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.

Man 1: Dude, i heard that girl was part of Canada's history.
Man 2: (Vomit)

by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.

I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.

by sagedismal February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.

I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!

by quickcook February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.

I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.

by Beaver16 February 4, 2010