that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

that guy

The guy who goes to a high school party after he's graduated high school.

i can't believe "blank" showed up didn't he graduate like 4 years ago

by Rob April 8, 2003

That's so Palin

Used to refer to something someone has done or said that is so fucking stupid, American VP candidate, Sarah Palin herself would be jealous.

Or,

Simply used as a referent for something pretty on the outside, but completely devoid of the rational faculties on the inside.

-That's so Palin! (compare to: That's so Raven!

Bryce:
"...and so I nearly ran over the fucking kid in broad daylight because I was beating off and texting while driving, without my prescription lenses on.

Carl:
"Dude... That's so Palin!"

by Taylor Playgreen February 21, 2009

that's word

Another rendition of "that's my word" meaning "I'm serious" or "that's the truth" or even "that's a fact". Essentially, you're trying to get across that you really mean what it is you've just said.

Dude#1: Yo, I had a menage last night with those two girls from the club!!!

Dude#2: Say word?

Dude#1: That's word!!!

by Honcho May 6, 2006

that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

by MistahTom June 13, 2006

that just happened

An expression of indifferent surprise. Made popular by Will Ferrell's character in Talladega Nights using the phrase to describe "shake n' bake" to a rival.

"Hey look, I just got an A on my World History test."
"That just happened."

by CTangent May 10, 2008

that is a special bj

One in which the tongue is swirled continuosly around the bulbous head of the erect penis. In other instances, the person giving the blowjob will go wild while performing the oral manuevers but will never allow the teeth to touch the sensitive penile skin.

On the first Friday of each month, Jimmy's girlfriend would give him a blowjob lasting from 45 minutes to one hour. She would take no breaks, and would conintuously swirl her tongue while humming the Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 overture. At the end she would dutifully swallow all the emissions. "Now, that is a special bj", Jimmy would smile and say.

by Bubbafishous September 13, 2008