by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021
Get the Beaver Tail mug.When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
Get the Tail of Tears mug.I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the D-tails mug.When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.
I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...
by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022
Get the Pooster-Tail mug.by Matt Mother Fucking Mott August 31, 2022
Get the Tail rotor mug.“What’d you do this weekend?”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
by Scarlettbb September 17, 2022
Get the tail mug.A Submerged Whale Tail is when you wear a thong on a windy day intentionally to show the 'Whale tail' of the thong beneath the waves the skirt makes in the wind. Rocking a Submerged Whale Tail is best done with a short pleated skirt on a windy day, but really any flippy short skirt will work so long as it's breezy enough. Instead of displaying the whale tail out of water (meaning being intentionally seen peeking up under low rise jeans) flashing a Submerged whale tail is the miniskirt alternative.
On a breezy day Andi went on a walk with her friends in a denim pleated mini skirt and flashed a submerged whale tail.
by Roachwitch September 23, 2022
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