me-some

Masturbation. Instead of a three-some, you have a "me-some".

The MFM couple stood me up, so it looks like I'll be at home having a me-some instead.

by RockWey March 4, 2012

blow me

To tell someone to give you oral sex, usually with a sarcastic tone.

Fuck you, why don't you just blow me

by Tom Power June 9, 2005

fuck me

The phrase you say when about to climax

oh fuck me johnny! fuck me all night long!!!

by Donna Glynn September 5, 2005

roger me

The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.

Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!

Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!

Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.

by Scotty1666 May 30, 2006

Try Me

When you want to fight, but want a reason to fight also

ME: Try me again and ima swing!
Alex: Dont you wish this black boy would leave(tried me)
ME:(SHABOP)

by Ghetto Professor March 12, 2017

me when the

you bighead had to search this

Guy1: egg
Guy2: me when the

by me when leyak December 24, 2020

roast me

A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.

Roast me now.

by LouABCD January 26, 2017