surprise head

When he knows you won’t give him head so he forgets about it but then you surprise him.

I waited till he was asleep and then I gave him surprise Head, he woke up and was very happy!

by Idothiswhenimbored January 20, 2018

Surprise Mouthguard

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?

by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018

Surple

A person with the sneakiness of a snake but subtle. This person should be feared but can also come in handy in certain circumstances.

J.Evans

She is so surple, I don't know whether to trust her.

by Jen Duff June 9, 2018

Surpriseria

When you're when taking a solid dump and then the squirts start and don't stop

Man I was taking a good deuce after work and right when I went to whipe; boom massive surpriseria for like 10 minutes straight.

by Moose350 June 14, 2018

surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

surprise muffin

When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.

Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.

by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018

Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.

“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
“What is it?”
“SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”

by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019