Sheetz

A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.

Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"

Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"

by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009

skeet walk

The act of walking around in search of women who are seen as sexually desirable; such as college campuses and malls.

Hey Dude, classes just got out. You want to go on a skeet walk?

by Kevinatutsa October 7, 2007

skeetcheese

A girl, mainly a nasty girl

man where the skeetcheese at?

by frank bankz April 20, 2009

Skeet shit

When shit is projected out of your ass in the same manner as skeet.

When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008

Skeetacular

A play on the classic expression "spectacular".

An adjective, it is used to describe a person, place, or thing (noun) so incredible that it is equivalent to the high point of a sexual ejaculation, thus, "skeetacular".

"Holy balls, that show was skeetacular!"

"That guy is such a badass that he's, dare I say it, skeetacular!"

by Belché Lover October 5, 2009

sheet wreckin

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.

Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)

by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010

Skeet Donkey

A woman of perceived low morals and/or hygiene.

We ran a train on that skeet donkey last night.

by the_kobe October 21, 2012