by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.
by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016
