California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

by YourHolySpirit March 06, 2022

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 October 28, 2015

Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.

John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"

by SBecial May 01, 2012

spit-it

a non-black itailian who is often found stealing sweatpants. Soemtimes found raping young girls and/or greasy old girls who are actually men (AKA. Marinelli)

Man, Spit-it had a mouth full of smegma last night from a 4 year old's gooch.

by Anonymous June 02, 2003