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shittyfuck

A really bad sex session. Also, an expression of anger or bad hindsight. See fuck.
"That was one hell of a shittyfuck!" or also "Shittyfuck! I left the stove on!"
by Yeetperson April 5, 2015
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Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.
omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.
by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016
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Shitty Bus

When you take the most atomic, deadly, eye-burning, nose-hair tingling, slash-slinging shit on a charter bus.
Why does my nose burn so bad?
That's the power of shitty bus, baby.
by Haleysdick December 15, 2016
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shitty dick tip

When you perform anal and end up with shit on the tip of your cock.
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and wiped my shitty dick tip all over her face.
by Cornelius's bitch tits February 16, 2017
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Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.
"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."
by D4rkManX August 3, 2017
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shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.
Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.
by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017
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shitty dick face

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD
by Usef Amir June 12, 2018
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