attention shaming

The practice on social media (Facebook in particular) of chastising others for responding to the news they are responding to, accusing them of being distracting from "more important" issues, as determined by the scolder.
Lauren's most recent episode in attention shaming Dirk was for tweeting about Sean Spicer's latest gaffe instead of a new report from Greenpeace on the near extinction of Zimbabwean duck-billed platypi due to climate change.
by Marquismarq April 11, 2017
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orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017
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Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.
by BigPmpn April 29, 2014
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Roll of Shame

A method of escaping a failed bench press by rolling the weight forward on the legs and pushing it to the floor. It’s shameful because the person didn’t use a spotter.
He thought he was too good for a spotter and that resulted in him doing the roll of shame
by TheKnight6353 October 16, 2022
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Shame shooter

Some who nuts in a dark room usually a bathroom then, post nut begins to shamefully weep by themselves.
“Hey, how come trev has been in the bathroom so long and is he crying?”

“He’s a shame shooter” “mmmm got ya”
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Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)
“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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shame monger

Someone who stalks your Apple Watch and activity level and shamelessly shames you for not closing your rings. Ex. William
by Sketchy23 December 9, 2023
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