Pearl River Rat

Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.

"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."

by Queen Daniel April 12, 2020

Hudson River

The juices pouring from female genitalia when the woman is highly aroused. While the vagina represents Manhattan the streams on the inner thighs symbolises the Hudson River.

“I’ve got a Hudson River running down here.“

- “did you reach third base with her?”
- “yeah. I got my hand on some Hudson & Rose”

by TomBiggs July 28, 2020

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to

man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, October 20, 2020

RIP river effect

When your up river with no river

You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.

by RIP river October 24, 2020

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020