Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

relationshit

Can be used to describe a relationship that either:
a) Started after only a couple of days
b) Has gone on for too long
c) Or is in some form abusive

A: Wow that girl really needs to take a break...
B: Yeah she's in a real relationshit

A: She only knew him for 10 days?
B: Yeah she's a retard, what a relationshit!

A: I'm pretty sure when they get drunk they get abusive...
B: That, ladies and gentleman, is what we like to call a relationshit.

by MrIvy October 27, 2012

Relationshow

A relationship where a women drags the man out into public constantly because she thinks that her man is better than yours.

Man that women is defiantly putting on a relationshow over there.

by openbeta December 17, 2012

relationshit

relationship bullshit (feelings, attachment, etc.)

Girl: We should chill sometime.
Guy: Yeah, we should. All right but no relationshit.

by theweedman313 December 18, 2012

relationshopping

online dating - Checking a box to include one's preferences combined with a human element for social purposes.

Nick: It's so hard to meet new people.
Rick: You should go relationshopping on OKC.

by FleurdT February 19, 2013

Relationshit

A bad relationship

Not sure why I am still in this relationshit, bro.

by Paptio March 16, 2013

Relationshit

When you are in a crappy/shitty relationship.

Milda: Hey Hilda, how is everything with your new man?

Hilda : AWFULLLLLL i cannot wait to get out of this relationshit!!!

by Ms.What do you call yourself? March 28, 2013