moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 07, 2011

toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...

Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

by Don45 January 25, 2017

toe rag

Toe Rag As a Derogatory Term: Some expats refer to the local Arab peoples as Toe rags (a derogatory term) as it rhymes with word Tuareg. The Tuareg people refer to a large Berber ethnic confederation.

Met some camel riding toe rags on the way...

by The Craic October 29, 2017

Ragger /Ragged

A phrase increasingly popular in certain parts of North London. NE17.

A derogatory term

Phrases similar - wanker, chief, donut, tosser, idiot

''That blokes a proper ragged''
''Move out of the way you ragged the spurs go marching in''
''You dont wanna be knockin around with him the boys a ragger /Ragged''

by Headietwo boyyyyy March 01, 2023

Doo-Rag

Owned, Rekt, Fucking Destroyed

Mike: DUDE THIS ANONYMOUS KID JUST FUCKED MY ROUTER UP AND NOW I DON'T HAVE INTERNET.
Sally: Hahahah you got doo-ragged.
...
Tim: Yo my mom just doo-ragged me so hard because I was saying racial slurs.

by Planet Cockstar's President June 11, 2015

nod rag

Used condom

Kari was with his latest girl in the back of his mk2 cortina and when he'd finished he just slung the nod rag out of the window and there it was dangling on the drivers door mirror!!!!

by Mercedian June 23, 2020