One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

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Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.

"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."

by TrulySwag September 1, 2011

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Puppy

A white (appropriate) form of saying the N-Word, without appearing to be disrespectful.

"Yo puppy! Watchu doin' tonight?"

"Well I was trying to get some Ezell's, but all my puppies wanted Mad Pizza instead."

"Silly puppies"

by ThatShedKid October 2, 2011

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Puppy

An offensive word used by Baby Boomers to describe a young person. However this term has been notorious among Millennials and Gen Z'ers for being annoying and generic.

Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!

by Vocabmaar May 18, 2023

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Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

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