Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town
by WTT82 December 06, 2018
Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 03, 2017
When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.
Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.
Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.
Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.
by Tarbargain January 14, 2014
A term for masturbation
by Putterpounder69 January 30, 2020
by AmSchem June 16, 2017
Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021