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post-boredomism 

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.
While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.
post-boredomism by stasi1974 May 26, 2009

Post princess 

Often found on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook. This person (usually female) will post irritating status updates at a constant basis, upload pictures of every life event, and be constantly connected to these sites either by home computer or cell phone.

She is often known to add "pizazz" to her posts with * ~ and combinations thereof. Ends status updates with "hit the cell!" or "I love you (current significant other's name here) so much baby!~~~*"
*Jennifer uploads photo of herself and current boyfriend*
Jennifer: "I love you baby forever!~!!!!*"
*Jennifer makes 12 status updates an hour about her trip to and from the mall*
Jennifer: "Having so much fun with the girls~!"

Sam: "Oh God, shut up already! Freaking post princess."

post-Bin Laden 

Post-Bin Laden refers to a so called "third renaissance" of arts, particularly in music, it's caracterised by progressive ideas, acid rhythm patterns, ferocious paradiddles and avant-garde expressionism/neorealism.
have u herd the new Omar Rodriguez record? that shit totally sounds like post-Bin Laden psychedelic rock.
post-Bin Laden by Çicad June 8, 2011

post a letter 

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
post a letter by VonKillian June 6, 2013

post malon 

A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE
post malon by Austin post February 14, 2018

Post Consumption fragrance 

To Fart, bust ass, blow wind, rip one, beefed.

Another way to say it Stinks like Shit!
Person A : What is that smell?
Person B : It Smells like Post Consumption fragrance
Person A : Somebody better make sure they did not shit their pants!

Man your ass smells like Post Consumption fragrance!

Your perfume smells like Post Consumption fragrance