straight pirate

an oxymoron

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

anal pirate

An accurate descriptor of an individual who excessively enjoys multiple episodes of anal sex. These sessions usually involve sexual interaction outside of a traditional relationship whereby anal sex may be a given in the established practices of the couple. As an anal pirate, random and or stanger encounters lead more creedence to the title.

Last nite, at the cocktail bar, Ely picked up the new corporate secretary and showed her what the "A" in apprenticeships is all about.....he's a real anal pirate.

by Crinkled December 29, 2007

Pirate Teeth

Upon removing the rusty trombone, the rust on the trombone comes off on the lips as they cup the instrument so when she smiles, it adheres to the teeth.

Pirate Teeth: Rust removed from the Trombone

by JayG. October 12, 2008

sea pirate

To kick someone in the shin and ejaculate in one of his or her eyes.

Some guy: "Man I caught Dave totally by surprise with a sea pirate yesterday, he's walking with a limp and still rubbing his eye... it was excellent!"

by AnonymousSyuhn! January 19, 2008

sloopy pirate

A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.

-Dude what happened to Suzie?
-I gave her the sloopy pirate.
-Nice!!

by Big Ern 3 September 7, 2007

Pirate Hooker

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

by Tuppy ole July 22, 2009

Angry Pirate

A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.

Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..

by DaveEY January 21, 2007