Summer bear

Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter

“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”

by Tediousten January 26, 2023

SUMMER ALONE

literally the best artist out there rn bro

“whos summer alone?”

Me: “are u deadass”

by anonymous December 10, 2022

A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

Summer

will probably send death threats to minors on roblox and will doxx u if you hate their favs.

Can be either really serious in chats or say the most out of pocket thing a person could ever say

person: holy shit someone named summer just sent me my government name and a photo of my house

by eueueueueueueueueueueueueue12 November 22, 2023

Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023

Summer

If one more person fucking calls me Winter, autumn, spring or dummer i might just murder everyone in 2.5 seconds

Gay fag- “Hey, Winter”

Summer- “Im actually going to slit your neck if you do that one more time”

by Not winter December 6, 2023

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023