Narciss-hippie

An individual who has excessively repackaged every spiritual and humanitarian ideology and turned it into their entire personality as an excuse to be intriguing to strangers while fleeing responsibilities. They can often found floating through music festivals on Molly with no idea where their children are.

Jennifer is a narciss-hippie so she won't won't be eating non-organic tomatoes but would prefer to snort synthetic drugs and rip hand rolled cigarettes for 72 consecutive hours.

by Mr. Jorgensen December 3, 2023

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

hippie tetris

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.

We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!

by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017

hippies worth

A quad of some exotic bud

Ay, my g, let me get a “hippies worth.”

by CrucesJunky May 23, 2021

Hippy dirt

Hippy dirt is any kind of beverage that uses weird herbs that normal people don't give a shit about. It is prevalent in places like Berkeley california.

It is also a word to describe the remnants of a sack of weed.

There's even a branded tea that goes by the Hippy dirt name:

hippydirt.com

by Mikebeeps November 6, 2010

Hippy Hoppy

Your mom is my property. It is normally used in a meme.

Hippy hoppy, your mom is my property.

by VintageAntique August 19, 2021

Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.

“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin, hasn’t left the house in days”

“Dumbass wook”

by Apairadeez February 19, 2025