Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017