Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

Taiwanese mouse trap

When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.

This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.

"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"

"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

mou

mohammed shariffe magdy singer means when someone is such a suck up it hurts, he randomly talks about his gf’s car accident

he is such a mou rn

by oldwomansname March 25, 2022

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

diu nei nou mou

A very polite phrase in Cantonese. You can greet other's mother by using this phrase.

diu nei nou mou la puk gaai

by ceoklok_ November 21, 2021