Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.

Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Terrence moose lips

Terrence was summoned by Lillie, laetitia, grace and Ariadna during English as they performed an exorcism. He is the love child of all four. Terrence is a fun loving big guy who brings joy to the party! Terrence listens well and is always there for help

Wow Terrence moose lips has four parents

by Dumbdumbanddumber February 10, 2019

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 19, 2017

Typhon of Rivia(Moose)

A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.

Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?

Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?

Tyrell: yeah

by Evrrr July 14, 2022

Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.

Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.

by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014