Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
Get the Smoking the moose mug.Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025
Get the Blue Moose Clap mug.To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act
Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025
Get the Watermelon Moose Leopard mug.by BlackBearBot December 16, 2025
Get the Shoot the moose mug.An embarrassingly awful day where every problem, mishap, and streak of bad luck is bulging out prominently for the whole world to notice. Super awkward, impossible to hide or ignore. (A bigger, more in-your-face version than a regular bad day, playing on the slang term “moose knuckle.”)
Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.
by Jaymac1212 January 15, 2026
Get the moose knuckle of a day mug.Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
Get the Master Moose mug.by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025
Get the Moose Lips mug.