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joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"
by saintrafael September 29, 2011
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Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.
Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
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Minute

A period of 60 seconds.
by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022
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hefty minute

a minute that goes for 2 months or 80,6440 seconds
wow, your gonna have to wait a hefty minute for that to happen !
by bbluff October 9, 2021
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