michigan

Once you get away from the cities and the cornfields, it's one of the prettiest states in the union. Check out the U.P., the Au Sable River, Torch Lake, Lake Michigan and many more areas.

Detroit's ugly, but Michigan is beautiful.

by bayou August 25, 2006

Microsoftian

A 'Microsoftian' view is one that only supports what is already desired; disingenuous and pretentious at the same time.

Can be applied outside Microsoft discussions.

Slang, offensive.

See also 'formwhoring'.

"Please select which program you use for office documents:
A Microsoft Office 2000
B Microsoft Office 97
C Microsoft Office Pro
D Microsoft ...
E Microsoft ...
F Microsoft ...
G Microsoft ..."

('Microsoftian' in that you can only choose 'Microsoft' from the list. This list does not allow users to select 'Star Office', 'Open Office', 'Applixware', etc., all of which are office software suites that are in current use but are also NOT Microsoft software.)

And

"He said he wanted Chinese take out, but his Microsoftian demeanor during discussions left us no choice but to get italian take-out."

by mmmna September 21, 2007

Micro-Terrorism

To commit small and annoying acts of terrorism that are more of a nuisance than harmful. Not to be confused with Macro-terrorism.

"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing to that salt shaker?"

"I'm loosening the cap so the next fucker gets a surprise!"

"Shit man, I had no clue you were into micro-terrorism!"

by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010

Micronut

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.

Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."

by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014

micropeen queen

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018

michaela

one of the best girls you will ever meet! she is drop dead gorgeous, smart, caring, athletic. she has an amazing body and has an amazing personality and whenever she's around you always have a good time. even though sometimes she brings herself down she always finds a way to get back on her feet! any guy would be lucky to have her. she doesn't mind taking risks and will do anything for an adventure. you can always trust her. but if you annoy her too much, consider yourself gone from her life.anyone would be lucky to meet a girl like michaela.

dude1: yo, who is that girl
dude 2: oh, that's michaela. she is so damn gorgeous!!!

by checo.m08 October 13, 2018