max relax

The act of chilling out totally

I just finished prepping my house for this approaching cat 5 hurricane oh wow what a big job. All I need now is to Max Relax with a lazyboy,12 pack,and a 60inch flat screen TV.

by Miami Beach Bum August 31, 2019

Max Armstrong

Someone who has lots of energy and is super funny, but can also get serious. He has lots of sad boy hours but always keeps his head up. Also is very good at getting us kicked out of Walmart by riding a baby bike 😂

Max Armstrong is a vibe

by The best obviously 🙄 February 10, 2021

boy max

The boy version of max is big headed a dick and you would be able to hear him from a mile away. He's agressive and if he fell on you you would definatly get hurt. Anyway, he is the biggest red neck you will ever meet.

"Hey remember that boy Max" " i remember because all he posts on snapchat is his WD 40 and his quads. " "he's such a red neck."

by Gummybearworm23 February 22, 2018

Max Gershberg

A typical women puller also had a massive 48-inch cock. A long with that he is liked and loved by everyone except Jim Carrey

"Hey you are such a Max Gershberg Today" Well that was very nice of you

by itsyourboyjz May 16, 2022

Max Masterman

This man shouldn't exist and don't even bother reading this why are you here why why WHY!!!!!

Max Masterman why?????

by Erex69 March 22, 2022

Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.

Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!

by 420Bigboi69 June 4, 2019

max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020