A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014
Get the Max Calcroftmug. by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Max Croninmug. by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Max Croninmug. A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.
by An even sadder man May 2, 2021
Get the Max Tmug. A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT
by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016
Get the max blingmug. by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009
Get the max offmug. by SlamYourself January 6, 2017
Get the dud maxmug.