Max Calcroft

A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.

I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran

by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014

Max Cronin

Thinks he's cool. Likes computers. If you meet him, run.

Max Cronin likes computers.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Max Cronin

Doesn't wear sunglasses. He likes Minecraft. LOVES CATS. Likes computers.

Max Cronin likes computers.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.

I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.

by An even sadder man May 2, 2021

max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.

I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!

by SlamYourself January 6, 2017