matthew fang

An ass who belongs in the dump.
Hey look at the hobo he looks like a matthew fang.
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Matthew and Halia

This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.
Man I wish I could find me a Matthew and Halia, only if your name is one of these though.
by I can tell the future January 14, 2021
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Matthew Brandle

The most fat, loud, annoying, perso you can imagine
Kiyle: Here comes Matthew Brandle.
Caden: Hide me
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Matthew

A black Indian nerdy guy who has OCD, wears glasses and has multi-personality disorder with his other half being a white obese woman with extreme depression and likes to lick his depression.
hello, I'm Matthew and I'm a 58-year-old woman who likes trains and I'm diagnosed with chronic depression.
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Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.
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maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.
Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.
by ichimuko August 31, 2020
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Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.
This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.
by oliviagublerreid October 11, 2020
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