big machine

A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.

A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".

by Jared Coldwell July 28, 2008

mathias

ceo of simp
short king ygm

all 4'11 of him be simping doe, what a mathias

by ter3sa March 28, 2020

Machine Gun

Machine Gun: To poke a hole in the bottom of a canned alcoholic energy beverage and open the top to drink quickly.

Machine Gunning: to perform a machine gun

Hey Adam, instead of shotgunning beers, let's machine gun some Sparks to start the night off right.

by Thadeus Phatsack September 1, 2010

Dunkadelic Machine

Is a basketball slang term given to players who make dunking a major part of their games.

Shaquille O'Neal is an intimidating and powerful Dunkadelic Machine night in and night out. Amare Stoudemire is a high octane Dunkadelic Machine on the fastbreak of the Suns.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 16, 2005

Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.

Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

by Glenn Jacobs September 9, 2004

baby mama machine

When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them

1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.

by you seen it here first February 26, 2008

Washing machine

When a group of people talking group up into a circular form. The way washing machine functions is that a person is pushed in the middle of the circle and he is 'ganged up on' being continuously pushed around the circle.

If someone you dislike is in front of you in a circular conversation, push him in the circle, so everyone will gang up on him and push him. Use the word 'Washing machine' to alert everyone to gang up

by Unannoymous September 20, 2006