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Spilmester Martin

Spilmester Martin
Spilmester Martin
by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022
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Martin

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN
Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
Oh..
by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020
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Lara Martin

Lara is the most amazing girl a person could ask for. She is beautiful, weird, and fun all in one. She will make the time go by fast, because of all the fun you would be having.
I'm so glad i have a Lara Martin as a friend, she is all i could ask for in a friend.
by Mexican Puertorican October 13, 2011
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Jose Martin

Looks weird, acts weird.
Pleaser and mostly hard to read

May or may not a cunt.
by Dummu Lictifue March 7, 2022
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Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.
Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot
by Shaggatron April 14, 2023
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Martine

A unique,funny and smart girl

Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment

You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
Omg look at that fine babe, must be a Martine
by Blæhh June 7, 2022
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Martin

A Martin is an ultimate Normie!
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish
by Igotsuckedbymartin hard agan:( September 17, 2019
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