ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

ur mum

very gay

ur mum

by Aaron GD January 17, 2019

ur mum

I'm a joke.

ur mum gay

by ur mum January 20, 2019

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

Mum

Mum. This is a word to address your mother. Often pronounced as (Mimm). Often used by Irish men with pizza shirts.

Tell Mum to use the upstairs bathroom.
Dad: okay I told mum

by Duggy June 2, 2018

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018