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lober by Domintes June 8, 2021

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

Lolerban 

To ban someone from a server for no apparent reason.
"noob has been banned from the Server.
Reason=lol"

*user_1__3: haha! lolerban!!!!!
Lolerban by ifoundedLolerban October 22, 2007

Laser Flip 

The skateboarding trick most people identify as a "Wtf just happened."
360 shuv + heelflip + rofl = laser flip
Laser Flip by skatecow February 21, 2009

lolerskates 

An extended version of the acronym L.O.L. which expresses extreme laughter and appreciation of humor. This expression is usually only used on the internet, and is not intended for normal real conversation. Any person that uses such term in real conversation may subsequently be labeled as an asshole.
CyberFriend: Dude i just found some pix of Tom's grandma boarding a shortbus on 4chan!!!!

CyberKid: LOLERSKATES!!!!
lolerskates by SealingPhan April 16, 2009